And now a word from our Sponsor

We the makers of "Still Analog in a Digital World" thought it wise to give you a clue of what you can and cannot expect from this blog going forward. And when I say "we", I mean me, but we just sounds better. The following is a list of the things we stand for.

• We reserve the right to still be confused by new technology and sometimes fear it

• We reserve the right to cuss a lot and say "fuck" whenever we want.

• We reserve the right to bitch about comics even though we love them and could not live without them. Especially Justice League of America.

• We reserve the right to whine endlessly about DC direct actions figures.

• We reserve the right to like Buffy and Star Trek but not the new Battlestar Galactica because Starbuck is not a chick. We also reserve the right to quote Star Wars and Ghostbusters long after you are sick it.

• We reserve the right to love Monday Night RAW but not MMA because we like our violence choreographed like the NFL.

• We reserve the right to talk about our love of Luke Ski day and night.

• We reserve the right to to love Indycar racing and Sarah Fisher more than life itself even though you don't know what the hell we are talking about and are busy watching Nascar.

• We are not responsible for your inability to keep up with pop culture or comic book references.

• Only someone who is a big a nerd as us can hope get all of the in jokes contained within.

• By reading this blog you have agreed that any jokes you don't get are entirely your own fault.

• We reserve the right to dare to be stupid

• And speaking of that, we reserve the right to call you a moron if you think the United States is now a communist country because you lost an election.

• We can't help it that we understand the constitution and you don't. We paid attention in History class.

• We love FREE SPEECH and will fight to defend it but will not tolerate HATE SPEECH even though you have the right to be an idiot. We will defend your right to be idiot but we won't like it.

• We think that while guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns make it a lot easier.

• We reserve the right want a public option because we are diabetic  and our insurance might have just been cancelled and yours might be too someday.

• We reserve the right to to believe what two consenting adults above 18 years of whatever sex do in the privacy of their own home is their own damn business NOT yours.

• But if they do decide to make it our business by filming it to share with everybody that is okay too, as along as they realize what they are getting into long term.

• We reserve the right to hate recreational drug use of any kind.

• We will attempt not to be sexist but will occasionally act like a guy and talk porn.

• We also will sincerely apologize when called on it, because we really do like women.

• We also reserve the right to act like an geek because we are. We are our own target audience.

• And finally we thank you for reading because we've worked really hard to entertain you and please forgive our inability to create proper sentence structure and sometimes proofread. We WEREN'T paying attention in English class becuase we were sitting behind a cute girl.

This concludes our public service announcement, now please pass the remote we are late for watching  Amazing Race and Survivor.

Comments

[Kelly]

Excellent! I have read what you stand for and respect you for it...now pass that remote!

[Mike Wendler]

Okay, but YOU are doing the roadblock on this leg of the race. :)